
AI script error · 5 October 2026
He beat the market.
wait(6) × 100
He traded until his own dealing had wiped out every penny of profit, then sat down to wait for it to come back.
The only trader on his route, he closed his own price gap. Then he waited, more than a hundred times in a row.
A true AI error from our playtest. Illustration made with AI from our own briefs.